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Stupid S*#t Heard At Our House

Q: Why are you wearing that scarf on your head?

A: I've converted to Islam.

Q: Why would you want to convert to Islam?

A: Because my head would be warmer as a Muslim.

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Q: Where are the clean bath towels?

A: In the linen closet.

Q: What are they doing in there?

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N: What's with this chicken?

O: It's marinated in Malaysian satay.

N: It tastes like you've covered it in cough syrup.

O: No, but thanks for recipe.

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