Sorry I've been neglecting you of late.
I don't really have a reason other than it's been cold here and a PC won't fit in the bed as well as a laptop.
Also I've been ...gasp....dieting and .... gasp....exercising.
The exercising is the hard part as I've got an achilles tendon complication so I have a little trampoline to bounce around on...
Ghastly sight. Sorry children's retinas....
All this because I have to fit into formal wear for a Bastille Day celebration at Hotel (S)wanky.
And I'd rather not have to hire a marquee for the occasion.
Please pray for me.
If I haven't made a dent in the number by July 6 then I'm not going and will be really disappointed and will have to wait till next year.
That is all.
Friday, June 19, 2009
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drink lots of warm water with lemon juice in it.
and dont eat any food at all.
allon enfants de lat patrie
le jour de gloire et arrive!
oh they were just typos not errors.
Formez vos battalions!
Marchon, marchon,
que sang impur
oh I can see you now on juillet quatorze, full of Veuve and bustin outta ya bustier.
Vive le Republique!
Whenever I feel overweight I just think of Dawn French for a moments and then tuck into my cheeseburger and chips without any further worries.
Ann,
LOL.. I came home from the supermarket last night with food for the kids and a huge bag of lemons for me. I'm one step ahead of you, baby!
Brian,
That's also been my philosophy and as a result I now resemble Dawn French..... only not as cute...
Cute? you're more perceptive than that my dear - I bet the woman is a fkn barracuda.
I read Dear Fatty - her memoir.
Very revealing book, even before I got to the photo taken underwater of the French n Saunders GirrlGang totally nude in a pool.
I read that book too and was frightened to find myself so absorbed that I rode the train three stops too far, nodding sagely at her most poignant lines.
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